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hello! i'm crystal l'vache! 1999, she/they, you get the deal by now.

maybe the best thing i can start this off with is i'm so glad i'm able to earnestly say that i am so happy to be alive. i am so insanely happy to be in what i'm in right now.

to be able to say that i'm a documentarian, an active social advocate, and to even fall into the option of being an intern for Meta, is all such a stark turnaround in life compared to where i was literally just a year ago. won't get into that now, but god i am so happy to live the life i am right now. new york city...

although i am passionate about all these things that i'm doing, and are so seriously what i've wanted to be doing since childhood, my purpose for life is based around pro wrestling. pro wrestling is my entire life, and i view these project and internships as a way to develop skills and to get a sense for my artistic style to all funnel into pro wrestling. pro wrestling is my reason for life.

wrestling takes up 90% of my brain, and in the remaining 10%:

  • love for the minecraft community. whether you talk about dream smp, mindcrack, origins, rlcraft, uhc, mc mondays, mcc; i'm so here for it all. talk to me about seananners and i'll bring up mikenanners, talk about the disc saga and i'll bring up tubbo's recent dj streams. i love minecraft.

  • i love creative writing. i wrote four years of pro wrestling television based around my fantasies over what i'd do if i had control over wwe in 2005 and if hindsight was on my side. adam ryland's total extreme wrestling. <3

  • video games. i've struggled to get back into them for so long, and now that i'm getting back into them, i can say that i like roguelikes. enter the gungeon is yum. platformers have always been my jam, the various crash ps1 games, sly cooper. shouts to the crash tag team racing loading screen farting feature; hope whoever at radical made it got paid bags of 100s.